The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world to Comic Strips@lemmy.world · 8 months agoWhere does the wind come from? [beetlemoses]lemmy.worldimagemessage-square20fedilinkarrow-up1705arrow-down117file-text
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minus-squareperishthethought@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up34arrow-down1·8 months agoI tried to teach my kids that wind comes from the trees waving their branches. They were too smart to believe that, fortunately.
minus-squareusualsuspect191linkfedilinkarrow-up10arrow-down1·8 months agoObviously, because it’s from trees sneezing. The branches have nothing to do with it
minus-squaresundray@lemmus.orglinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3arrow-down1·8 months agoIsn’t that what “Wind in the Willows” is all about? achoo
minus-squareWhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·8 months agoWind happens when too many people are facing the same direction as they fart.
minus-squarepruwyben@discuss.tchncs.delinkfedilinkarrow-up1·8 months agoAnd the sky is blue because it reflects the ocean.
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I tried to teach my kids that wind comes from the trees waving their branches. They were too smart to believe that, fortunately.
Obviously, because it’s from trees sneezing. The branches have nothing to do with it
Isn’t that what “Wind in the Willows” is all about? achoo
I believe that’s a Calvin and Hobbes reference.
Wind happens when too many people are facing the same direction as they fart.
And the sky is blue because it reflects the ocean.