• 800XL@lemmy.world
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    9 months ago

    Shit, have you seen all those fatass larping gravy seals out there at right wing larps? Some of them are so fat on their rascals it’s amazing they can even hold a gun and have enough strength to squeeze out a runny turd, let alone a trigger!

    Sgt. Hartman would have a field day.

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      9 months ago

      The ones on scooters are weak.

      But you’d be amazed how strong the ones who can walk are. Can you carry 250 pounds up a flight of stairs without significant effort? Because there are 400-pound people who walk up staircases every day without trouble. The fact that they can walk, get up after lying down, etc requires that they be immensely strong.

      All this is to say, don’t get yourself into a position where one may take a swing at you. They may be out of shape, slow, etc, but if they land a hit there’s a lot of muscle and mass behind it that shouldn’t be underestimated just because they’re unhealthy.

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      9 months ago

      They need a lifted pickup truck because a regular one would bottom out and scrape the ground.

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      9 months ago

      They claim “well-regulated” means “properly functioning” and not “subject to regulations”, but how functional is a militia of morbidly obese men with no combat training, no psychological assessments and no demonstrated ability to use or safely handle a weapon, who probably enthusiastically voted for the government that needs overthrowing?

      They’re children claiming they need a PlayStation 5 “for homework”.