Sen. Mitt Romney (R-Utah), who voted twice to convict former President Trump on impeachment charges, is ruling out voting for Trump in 2024, citing a court’s finding that the former president sexua…
    • Admiral Patrick@dubvee.orgEnglish
      252·
      9 months ago

      So January 6 should have been sexier? /s

      Edit: I thought this was a fun, snarky comment but after seeing some of the replies, I regret making it 😆

      • Rentlar
        65·
        9 months ago

        I suppose he acquitted Trump because the events of Jan 6th weren’t gay enough. Shirtless shaman guy got Sen. Romney slightly aroused but it didn’t quite meet the bar for his tastes. /s

        [Note update: He voted to acquit trump on only 1 of 3 charges]

      • JaymesRS@literature.cafeEnglish
        12·
        9 months ago

        As long as you were only soaking and someone else jump-humped it doesn’t count. That’s the 2nd of God’s loopholes.

        • tsonfeir@lemm.ee
          4·
          9 months ago

          He kept his special underwear on to protect him from the gay waves. Just remember to spit.

      • Flying Squid@lemmy.world
        8·
        9 months ago

        Mormons of all sexualities have a lot of sex, especially when they’re teenagers. They just repress all of that later and feel super guilty about it.

          • Flying Squid@lemmy.world
            3·
            9 months ago

            Yep. It’s crazy to think that a person at the time in someone’s life when every single hormone in their body is saying, “FUCK SOMEONE! RIGHT NOW!” is usually going to be able to ignore that.

        • tsonfeir@lemm.ee
          5·
          9 months ago

          No… but I will say, as hideously unsexy as they are supposed to be, there was something really kinky about it. Sinning is my favorite flavor.