Ilk go to see SOAD twice.
Can only see them once because Ticketmaster adds another $36 in fees, but this only shows up after you’ve managed to get through the queue and if you think about it too long, you’ll lose your spot.
Ah shit, sorry, they accidentally sold your tickets on their scalper site for $1244 (plus fees and taxes), but don’t worry, you’ll get a refund.
If I should ever find myself with tickets for them I’ll remember you, Macaroni Ninja.
You are a true gentleman/gentlewoman/gentleperson! Much obliged!
I’ll just book AAF for 10 consecutive shows where they’re only allowed to play the smooth criminal cover.
This and SOAD twice are the only 2 correct answers
One AAF concert and the rest is spent on $5 shots for every time he says “Talk to the Chewbacca! Hoo!” in Smooth Criminal.
I’m kind of fond of some of their other tracks, but it doesn’t matter if I’m knocked out.
It wasnt until I got older that I realised how fucking amazing of a cover it is.
The album that song is on is actually great and one of my favs of that era. I’d make them play the whole album and only that album.
A SOAD + Deftones + AAF concert would fucking slap.
I was looking at it and it’s the only correct answer. Those are the only bands from that era that I go back to for more than just a nostalgia hit.
There were a few other bands I wouldn’t mind seeing on there, like Slipknot does seem like they put on a good show. StaticX is a band that has a few songs I still listen to.
But over all I keep looking at those three, and I wouldn’t be willing to trade them for any of the other bands.
That’s my go to but another great lineup would be Slipknot, Mudvayne, and Static X/Drowning Pool.
This is like the best actual answer.
Keep aaf then we have a deal
They’re definitely not a band that I actively revisit, but compared to most of the shit on this list they’re better than tolerable.
Ditch AAF, pocket $10 and have a great concert
You could buy almost 1/3rd of a numetal t-shirt with that $10!
I get the joke, but there are so many worse bands that would have been funnier lol I think a lot of people would pay good money to see Slipknot, SOAD and Deftones all in one show! Static X is still really good too!
It’s a shitpost intended to troll metal fans. But I think most instead got distracted by the question and aren’t paying much attention to the troll itself. The values might be another attempt at inducing rage.
Sorry, but my rage is being saved for the machine.
Sorry, but my rage is being saved for the machine.
Are you still just a rat in a cage, though?
Yes, but that cage is your head and I turn a wheel connected to your guts and all your faults are in me.
Going to see Static-X, Sevendust, and Dope next week 🤘🤘🤘
That’s awesome dude! Stuck Mojo and Sevendust was one of the first concerts I went to when I was a teenager lol
No Linkin Park? (before they gave up nu-metal)
Seconded
It wouldn’t be the same…
Putting System and Deftones in the list is and always was weird to me. These are also the only ones I listen to so perhaps I’m not exactly objective.
The only correct answer is System of a Down followed by System of a Down.
Easy: System of a Down twice
Deftones being below Slipknot should be a crime
Honesty, understandable: I partly like about half of those listed… But I prefer listening to recordings at non-deafening volumes while not being surrounded by a hell lot of humans. Sucks to be an introvert, I guess.
SOAD twice.
Those bands are rad bro, why you keeping $100?
System of a Down, Static-X, Mushroomhead, and Alien Ant Farm would be one hell of a show
SOAD, Deftones, and use the $10 left to cover half of a beer.
I’ll take Static-X if they’re using a hologram of Wayne
The surviving members have actually been touring with Edsel Dope (from Dope) as their vocalist under the stage name “Xer0”
And honestly, he’s honouring Wayne’s memory, he’s perfect for the band and does it justice.
