Plw@lemmy.today to Memes@sopuli.xyz · 9 months agoFuture of American Dream 🏡lemmy.todayimagemessage-square192fedilinkarrow-up1404arrow-down121cross-posted to: [email protected]
arrow-up1383arrow-down1imageFuture of American Dream 🏡lemmy.todayPlw@lemmy.today to Memes@sopuli.xyz · 9 months agomessage-square192fedilinkcross-posted to: [email protected]
minus-squareGiantFloppyCock@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up28arrow-down1·9 months agoJust sit on the other’s lap and drop that double decker deuce, my friend. Also saves water with a single flush.
minus-squareAdolfSchmitler@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up7arrow-down1·9 months agoHell yeah. Or if u have to piss while your wife is shitting just have her spread her legs and go in between. Gotta be on point with ur aim tho.
minus-squareSkeezix@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·9 months agoWhat if one of you is dropping nuggets and the other is “draining the oil pan” with a bout of IBS? You need to be sure who’s the bottom deck.
minus-squareitsgroundhogdayagain@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkarrow-up3·9 months agoYou underestimate my power.
Just sit on the other’s lap and drop that double decker deuce, my friend. Also saves water with a single flush.
Hell yeah. Or if u have to piss while your wife is shitting just have her spread her legs and go in between. Gotta be on point with ur aim tho.
What if one of you is dropping nuggets and the other is “draining the oil pan” with a bout of IBS? You need to be sure who’s the bottom deck.
You underestimate my power.