I sand the surface with 220 grit then apply two coats of acrylic enamel. While the paint is still wet, pock the surface in random locations with a blunted nail and score here and there with a dull screwdriver. When dry, I coat with a thinned down acrylic matte black then wipe with damp rag to smear into cracks and expose the color. Finish with a good polyurethane.

Can you see their winkles?

In my part of the world. A cunt is a good friend. He’a s good cunt. The word doesnt have the revulsive power elsewhere that it has in the US. If you want world empathy, pick a different word.

They aim at faces because they hate you.

And FDR was in a wheelchair no less. Imagine the current rabid right’s reaction if a democrat president was in a wheelchair?

It was intentional, they served grape soda too.

Floorp is made by 3 guys in a basement. Dont count on it being around.

I don’t think he’s anywhere near finished carving the submersible

You can look. But you can’t be an ass about it. You can’t leer.

a gun, especially in private hands, has absolutely no reason to exist

Americans phrase it a bit different:
‘Fuckin guns fuck yea!’

The Talaxians are an irritating species; they smell bad and their leader has authoritarian tendencies. It’s probably better that they’re no longer represented in the stellar empire.

You should be ashamed of yourself

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Gee, ya think?

Rumor has it the new movie will feature a large moon-sized planet-destroying space station. There will also be a desert planet with a young naive yet promising force user. Someone will wield a lightsaber with a design we haven’t seen before. Space bombers will have to fly “over” an enemy ship in space in order to “drop” bombs on it. One of the new creatures will have eyes that look like anuses, or a mouth that looks like a pussy. The main antagonist will be annoying and act like a man-child. There will be doubt that someone can “train up” in time to fight a bad guy. Someone will survive the vacuum of space. A new force trick will be shown. Someone’s face will be replaced by AI. A previously unseen type of droid sidekick will be unveiled. A possession belonging to someone from the original trilogy will be mentioned and displayed with reverence. Something that has never needed explaining will be explained. Something that has long needed an explanation will be glossed over in a confusing way. An interesting new character will have nearly all of their scenes cut. The emperor will return.

There must be somebody somewhere who actually likes wells fargo bank. Maybe be some small percentage of its employees like it.

Dont feel bad, the smartest kid in our school now pumps gas.

Is AquaFeltch a new technology?

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I enjoy the 5 minute cloud atlas trailer better than the movie. The 5-minute trailer is the greatest trailer ever made, offering the promise of a most incredible movie (even if the movie didnt live up to the trailer’s promise). With M83’s music and all the best scenes, after watching it you don’t need to watch the movie.

Show that trailer to someone who’s never heard of cloud atlas and they’ll cream their pants in anticipation.