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SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 year ago

Might hurt, but it's worth a shot

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Might hurt, but it's worth a shot

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SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 year ago
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  • PeriodicallyPedantic
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    shai-huludussy

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      Bless it’s cumming and going…

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        Bless the Maker and his Water 💦💦💦

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      Dunelight

      Fleshdune

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        If you make a lamp out of communion wafers, is that a Fleshlight of Christ?

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      Ah fuck, I should have called it: Shai-hulussy

      It sounds much better spoken aloud.

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    deleted by creator

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    I don’t like sand. It’s coarse and rough and irritating… and it gets everywhere.

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      Especially in your vagina

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    That looks like the anti-rape device they built for women in South Africa

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      But now it’s an anti-popcorn device.

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    /r/dontputyourdickinthat

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      Using a tongue barrier, very responsible

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    May thy knife chip and shatter.

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    Make your own spice blow kit

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    Wussy

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    In high school we thought it was funny to throw on Teeth whenever we had guys over

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      Teeth…where? TEETH WHERE???

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        I think you’ve surmised the answer ꒰(・‿・)꒱

        Excellent film

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      Amazing

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