Aussies are getting a white Christmas, nice.
LET IT SNOW LET IT SNOW LET IT SNOW!
If the police aren’t able to get to them before anyone else does, that’s their problem. Finders keepers.
I’m dreaming of a white Christmas
The cops should ignore them as well
Sydney and Newcastle see record numbers of beachgoers this Christmas.
“All parcels have been sent for further examination,” police said.
Further examination. Sure.
Barnacle-covered
I wonder how long they’ve been down there, and if there’s some cartel in Mexico that sees this article and laughs because it’s one of theirs that was lost off the coast of California 12 years ago.
Oop. Maybe Javier was telling the truth, and we shouldn’t have brutally murdered his family. Oh well.
Who says there can’t be Christmas snow in Australia?
Time for a fishing expedition.
Please don’t disturb the cocaine bags. They only come ashore once every twelve years to breed. Preserve the beauty of nature.
go for it go for it go
https://vid.priv.au/watch?v=9n40S4DY914Fuck yeah, dropping on the beach boys!
[Chorus: OJ da Juiceman] Quarter brick, half a brick, whole brick, ayy Quarter pound, half a pound, whole pound, okay
Get to trapping, Aussies. Make sure you test that shit first (if buying test kits is legal in your country)
