“Look, democrats, I’m on your side again! Please buy my cars”

Good thing it wasn’t a 4x100m relay.

We’re all gonna die unless I grow as a person

What if my next six months are my last six months?

The real advice is always in the comments

It’s more like : oopsie woopsie! The train has broken down. We’re trying very hard to fix it. Maybe you’d better take a bike (or “bwike”)

^{what about me?}

He looks here as if it’s taken moments after he asks “is this the queue for people with diarrhea?”

Yes, but what creature would openly admit to being related to us?

Lag

Unless they bury you in those good boxes

prawn and charcoal

I get the feeling you think the tank is 98 years old.

Arturia, you’re such a brute!

They painted the Saw doll

I wish you well

If I’d known it was hammer time I would’ve stopped.

Dickachu

For the people who think trump will change his mind again about tariffs : yes, it’s possible, but wouldn’t that make trump an LFO?