I read it as a helpful cue to shore up the small discordant point in the relationship, with saltine goodness and a little brainstorming on ways to improve the crackerage. Couples who cracker together, something something.
She calls me a weirdo but she still brings me crackers and peanut butter or she makes me “cracker stew” (which is soup fully saturated with crackers) when I’m sick.
We’re good, but next time she bugs me for it I’ll repeat the message
What’s wrong with doing this? I do it semi often. My wife thinks it’s weird but I’ve never regretted it.
I melt cheese on them sometimes.
have you considered taking a job as a mid-1600s sailor
I like scuttlebutt, rum, salt cod, and I can eat a whole lemon on its own.
But I don’t like the heat or back breaking labour, so I don’t think I’d be a good fit.
Doubt they did either, but it was that or starve.
“I kinda like it actually”
“Shut up, Nart”
“But —“
“It’s a horrible life”
I think with the British navy they hanged you for refusing service, but I haven’t decided if that’s preferable to starving.
Are you hard of reading? Poster says you Will not regret. Don’t be so surprised.
I should go back to doing this instead of eating Cheetos. Sleeve of crackers and a serving spoon of peanut butter. So good.
I’m feeling vindicated by this thread. I do this too and my wife comments on it, so I mostly do it when she’s not home.
Someone who makes you feel like you have to hide who you are is not acting like a very good partner :( and you can tell her I said so
“Baby, I know we’ve been together for 12 years, but some random person on the internet said we should break up because I eat crackers, so it’s over.”
I read it as a helpful cue to shore up the small discordant point in the relationship, with saltine goodness and a little brainstorming on ways to improve the crackerage. Couples who cracker together, something something.
Couples who cracker together, smack ‘er together?
I mean, it’s more like an internet person is telling his wife to get better at accepting his quirks, not end the marriage lamo
She calls me a weirdo but she still brings me crackers and peanut butter or she makes me “cracker stew” (which is soup fully saturated with crackers) when I’m sick.
We’re good, but next time she bugs me for it I’ll repeat the message
And it’s almost healthy. Not really, but compared to Cheetos…
I just realized I’ve never tried butter on an apple. Butter on fruit generally.
I just thought the same thing… They are delicious
Peanut butter on the unsalted side, eaten salted side down.
Shit. I did not buy any sleeve of saltines at the grocery store today. I have ragrets
You gotta do it without water
He meant eat a ladle of cinnamon
Cool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, well, I won’t be fooled again.