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  • kaffiene@lemmy.world
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    Pedant: Queen is not referred to as “The Queen”

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      Even when they’re on the 5 or the 401?

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      Good thing they’re not referring to Queen

      • kaffiene@lemmy.world
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        Um. They are?

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          Read the first sentence again. The OP is referring to the actual queen, not the band. The joke is that the person replying misread.

          • scottywh@lemmy.world
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            “misread”

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              Damn do I have to spell out everything on Lemmy? I had hoped to leave that behind on Reddit but apparently pre-empting any possible snark by writing a whole ass essay is required here as well.

              Yes, the person misreading might have done that for comedic effect.

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                Damn… Do I have to spell out everything because everyone on the internet now is children on phones?

                I was agreeing with you, doofus.

                Goddamn enough with the idiocy.

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                  And I’m supposed to be able to infer that from a one word reply? Make a fucking effort to be understood then.

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            Jesus I got the joke.

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    The queen of England? She wasn’t called Glizzie Lizzie for nothing.

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      Jizzy Lizzy, surely

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        Glizzy is a word for a hot dog.

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    Thanks for this … I was looking for a witty response for the past hour … now I’m relistening to Queen and Freddie and forgot why I even started playing them again.

    Always feels good to hear Freddie again when the world feels like its falling apart.

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      His overbite wasn’t because of sucking his own thumb.

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    Somehow I thought of the Borg queen …

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    Nothing compared to throat goat Nancy Reagan

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    Only after she lost her teeth

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