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minus-squarehypnicjerk@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up51·2 years agothis can’t be right. i have it on good authority that every 60 seconds in africa, a minute passes. and since time is space…
minus-squarekryptonianCodeMonkey@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up17·edit-22 years agoI think you’ll also find that the rains in Africa are blessed, so it’s reasonable to assume that these residual divine energies could warp spacetime.
minus-squareDefault_Defect@midwest.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7·2 years agoTogether, we can stop this.
minus-squarexX_fnord_Xx@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·2 years agoFor only pennies a day we can stop time in Africa.
minus-squaredon@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up5arrow-down4·2 years ago every 60 seconds … a minute passes wtf lol check it out this idiot lmao
minus-squaredrolex@sopuli.xyzlinkfedilinkarrow-up11·2 years agoGet a load of that guy who never heard about the metric system smh 60 seconds = 6*10 seconds = 6 metres = 18 yards = 1 minute (time I take to run this distance) Educate yourself
this can’t be right. i have it on good authority that every 60 seconds in africa, a minute passes. and since time is space…
I think you’ll also find that the rains in Africa are blessed, so it’s reasonable to assume that these residual divine energies could warp spacetime.
Together, we can stop this.
For only pennies a day we can stop time in Africa.
wtf lol check it out this idiot lmao
Get a load of that guy who never heard about the metric system smh
60 seconds = 6*10 seconds = 6 metres = 18 yards = 1 minute (time I take to run this distance)
Educate yourself