The last panel is wrong. It should read “then stop buying shit hardware!”

Having said that, the last windows upgrade I did for someone - honestly, it was a hardware swap and data copy - also included new printers, webcam (webcam!) and wireless mouse because win10 was like “yeah, fuck you, we hate hardware more than 2 years old and we dropped support, so go get new stuff, Skippy.”

So it happens with linux or windows, but for different reasons.