cop: You have the right to an attorney. If you cant afford one, we will provide you with the dumbest f'ing lawyer on earth. One more thing, that attorney that was provide for you? May not be free.
perp: What?
cop: Basically, you're screwed
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Looking for subreddits where people are making fun of the rich and making fun of the middleclass
cross-posted from: https://slrpnk.net/post/233302 > Not sure if those exists
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Any insight on why psychedelics?

From wolf of wallstreet, looks like a lot of cocaine


what drugs do libertarians do?
cross-posted from: https://slrpnk.net/post/215588 > Since they talk about 100% productivity, prob stims. Sedatives/tranquilizers to sleep afterwards? > > Antidepressants? Since feeling emotions and being a human machine sounds depressing.
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what drugs do libertarians do?
Since they talk about 100% productivity, prob stims. Sedatives/tranquilizers to sleep afterwards? Antidepressants? Since feeling emotions and being a human machine sounds depressing.
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Subwoofers of any kind should be flat-out banned from apartment complexes, the way they are from my local university residences
cross-posted from: https://slrpnk.net/post/207220 > Does this really even need an explanation? The sound from loud speakers, especially ones with a lot of bass, travel through walls like crazy. This is disturbing to people who share a wall/ceiling/floor with you. It’s rude, inconsiderate, and selfish to play music or movies or whatever loud enough for your neighbors to hear. I shouldn’t be able to hear your music when I’m in my apartment, and you shouldn’t be able to hear mine. I say we ban them from use. The world would be a better place. Just put some fucking headphones on or listen to it on your phone speakers if you share a wall with someone. > > Have looked and can't find any apartments with this restriction in adulthood
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CMV: if you work night shift fri, sat, sun and want to have a good social life with friends, you need stimulants (caffeine, modafinil etc)
cross-posted from: https://slrpnk.net/post/200957 > Or a health thing that means you can still be lively with no sleep. > > Or being like a boomer and your friends wake up before like noon. > > Also sedatives to sleep. I've had chronic insomnia since starting night shifts
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CMV: if you work night shift fri, sat, sun and want to have a good social life with friends, you need stimulants (caffeine, modafinil etc)
Or a health thing that means you can still be lively with no sleep. Or being like a boomer and your friends wake up before like noon. Also sedatives to sleep. I've had chronic insomnia since starting night shifts
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cross-posted from: https://slrpnk.net/post/152481 > In general it would be nice if fdroid had a review function. > > Specifically trying to use it as a kakeibo / budget
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In general it would be nice if fdroid had a review function. Specifically trying to use it as a kakeibo / budget
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What do I need to buy to have a “respectable” bed?
Mattress Box spring? Is it necessary? Bed frame Pillows Blankets Sheets
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Why do landlords hire only douchebags to be their building caretaker?
cross-posted from: https://slrpnk.net/post/121323 > My theory is they hire some guy to swear at you and give you eviction notices every time you try to force them to fix something to discourage you from trying to get anything fixed. > > Ive had 10ish landlords and 10/10 would yell and swear at tenants.
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Why do landlords hire only douchebags to be their building caretaker?
My theory is they hire some guy to swear at you and give you eviction notices every time you try to force them to fix something to discourage you from trying to get anything fixed. Ive had 10ish landlords and 10/10 would yell and swear at tenants.
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Has anyone noticed tenants (in low quality buildings) don’t complain to the landlord and/or city enough about illegal slum conditions in their rental?
cross-posted from: https://slrpnk.net/post/120732 > Consistently I'm the only tenant putting up a fight.
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cross-posted from: https://slrpnk.net/post/106220 > Source that wiki
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Night shift: how to sleep in the day time when neighbors pumping their subwoofer?
cross-posted from: https://slrpnk.net/post/100445 > Drafty run down apartment. My entire wooden floor is shaking. Spoke to the neighbor about it. > > Hot take: subwoofer in bad apartments should be illegal. At least concrete might absorb the bass better. I lived in a building with this rule once. > > Slum lord doesn't do anything in general about building maintenance
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Night shift: how to sleep in the day time when neighbors pumping their subwoofer?
Drafty run down apartment. My entire wooden floor is shaking. Spoke to the neighbor about it. Hot take: subwoofer in bad apartments should be illegal. At least concrete might absorb the bass better. I lived in a building with this rule once. Slum lord doesn't do anything in general about building maintenance
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How does one fake a college degree?
So i can stop working full time but still have to go to the food bank cross-posted from: https://slrpnk.net/post/92293 > Main problem is verification services like https://nscverifications.org/welcome-to-verification-services/ > > Apparently people can also just call the registrar’s office and verify student name, major, degree, and year awarded. > > If you are willing to pay around 500 dollars you will get degrees official transcripts and pretty much everything you need. But like i'm not sure if what to do with official transcripts, like during the interview just throwing them down on the table randomly would look sus.
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How does one fake a college degree?
So i can stop working full time but still have to go to the food bank. cross-posted from: https://slrpnk.net/post/92293 > Main problem is verification services like https://nscverifications.org/welcome-to-verification-services/ > > Apparently people can also just call the registrar’s office and verify student name, major, degree, and year awarded. > > If you are willing to pay around 500 dollars you will get degrees official transcripts and pretty much everything you need. But like i'm not sure if what to do with official transcripts, like during the interview just throwing them down on the table randomly would look sus.
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How does one fake a college degree?
Main problem is verification services like https://nscverifications.org/welcome-to-verification-services/ Apparently people can also just call the registrar’s office and verify student name, major, degree, and year awarded. If you are willing to pay around 500 dollars you will get degrees official transcripts and pretty much everything you need. But like i'm not sure if what to do with official transcripts, like during the interview just throwing them down on the table randomly would look sus.
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Has anyone used steemit? Thoughts?
cross-posted from: https://slrpnk.net/post/68585 > Looks like an mlm/pyramid scheme to me, but if it makes money i need money
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Has anyone used steemit? Thoughts?
cross-posted from: https://slrpnk.net/post/68585 > Looks like an mlm/pyramid scheme to me, but if it makes money i need money
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Samsung budget phones suck
cross-posted from: https://slrpnk.net/post/58208 > This isn’t even an iPhone vs. Android debate. This is specifically about Samsung. They have the worst “budget” phones on the market, they deteriorate the fastest of any of them. With each update the previous iterations of the galaxy line of phones get slower and slower until in two years they feel virtually useless. The battery management is horrendous, apps are allowed to eat battery for breakfast lunch and dinner. Including their own software apps. The Android skin is slow, clunky, and honestly ugly compared to stock android. If android is the route you want to go, Google pixel and one plus are much better options and will last you longer. > > Sorry about my rant. Happened with 2/2 budget Samsung phones.
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Samsung budget phones suck
This isn’t even an iPhone vs. Android debate. This is specifically about Samsung. They have the worst “budget” phones on the market, they deteriorate the fastest of any of them. With each update the previous iterations of the galaxy line of phones get slower and slower until in two years they feel virtually useless. The battery management is horrendous, apps are allowed to eat battery for breakfast lunch and dinner. Including their own software apps. The Android skin is slow, clunky, and honestly ugly compared to stock android. If android is the route you want to go, Google pixel and one plus are much better options and will last you longer. Sorry about my rant. Happened with 2/2 budget Samsung phones.
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How to disable wall mounted wifi cameras at work?
cross-posted from: https://slrpnk.net/post/58175 > So when I first started working at my job, I was told that the owner of the store would sometimes watch us through out the cameras in the store, and if we weren’t being productive then he would call the manager in the store to let us know. > > At first I thought is was a joke to keep us on our toes but I was proved wrong very quickly when the manager informed us that the owner was watching us clean up through the cameras and wanted us to go faster. > > Now, what he considers being “non-productive” is leaning for a second, or talking to a friend while smiling. Etc > > I think this is very creepy and weird and I’ve never had this experience at any of my other jobs.
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How to disable wall mounted wifi cameras at work?
So when I first started working at my job, I was told that the owner of the store would sometimes watch us through out the cameras in the store, and if we weren’t being productive then he would call the manager in the store to let us know. At first I thought is was a joke to keep us on our toes but I was proved wrong very quickly when the manager informed us that the owner was watching us clean up through the cameras and wanted us to go faster. Now, what he considers being “non-productive” is leaning for a second, or talking to a friend while smiling. Etc I think this is very creepy and weird and I’ve never had this experience at any of my other jobs.
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know anything about uniswap? Is that sustainable to buy/sell?