“We’re number one! We’re number one!”

–America, failing to mention what it’s number one at

I heard she showed her feet to Tiger Woods for money.

Here’s my surprised face 😐

Someone tell me how this is different from Amazon operating at a loss for like 20 years before ever turning a profit, or Uber undercutting taxis by subsidizing rides with investors’ money…

bystander was shot in the head

Police shot innocent bystander in the head.

FTFY

This would be an unprecedented win for democracy in America, but it needs an outcry of public support to have any chance.

Look up your congressional reps here: https://www.270towin.com/elected-officials/ and contact them to urge their support.

Remember, we’re not outnumbered, we’re out organized.

Now if we could just get him to give the tiniest of shits about all the innocent Palestinians being murdered.

Seriously, the last thing the Democrats need after Trump’s Musk gimmick is a billionaire gimmick of their own.

Also, you can really only 3d print the bottom half of a gun, the actual part that makes it a gun has to be made of metal and ordered online, then snapped on to the 3d printed plastic handle part.

The problem isn’t the plastic part you make at home… Literally, just make people print serial numbers on the important, metal part, and the whole problem goes away… But lazy journalists want to conjure images of people making anonymous guns at home cos it’s scary.

Dey ook er dobs!!!11!!1!

Get out of my head

It’s time to practice a foreign language

They were both followers of the guy who started the nation of Islam (different from actual Islam) who got jealous of Malcolm X being a bigger star of the group (and worried Malcolm would spill the tea about the dude misappropriating funds and sleeping with a bunch of female adherents), so the guy excommunicated Malcolm and told everyone Malcolm was basically evil… Leading to Mohammad Ali turning against his friend… And led to the eventual assassination of Malcolm X.

I highly recommend Malcom X’s autobiography to anyone who hasn’t read it, incredibly fascinating.

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If anyone would like analysis to ruin a perfectly good joke…

This is called antinomianism, and it is generally frowned upon.

I am a Virgo

Amazing.

And soon you will know him by a different name: organ donor.

|. are all Republicans

Here’s my surprised face 😐

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Dear capitalists,

Would you kindly stop making things worse just to make your huge stacks of money bigger?