My parents are millionaires, all it means in 2025 is that you can retire.

Indeed. I haven’t had issues either (besides keyboard always closing), but that doesn’t mean these issues do not exist on some units.

Why the GenAI thumbnail?

Very happy for Lemmy’s user tagging feature

So he does agree that sacred texts contain hate speech

“I believe that the government is manufacturing consent for private healthcare by making (public healthcare) such a non-functioning system,”

Ding ding ding ding ding!

They’re unusually silent on this one…

Yeah the author clearly searched and replaced all the em dashes with hyphens, yet still used an ellipsis character. Certified slop.

Oh yeah, I “play the organ”

How is this related to Canada?

You’re on the wrong platform to be gobbling on Elon’s limp penis. Go back to shitter if you want to praise neo Nazis.

If you de-contract the apostrophe, it still says “pen is”

I tried it, no swipe, prediction isn’t that good and I couldn’t get it to be bilingual :(

Mine is allergic to not crashing gboard every minute or so when typing too fast.

Kegel ball

It is Jeudi

It’s the modern version of importing slaves.

Are they referencing McDonald’s?

It’s green for strictly economic reasons. It should be yellow.

Honda Ruckus