here’s how Bernie can still win:

this poster is floyd mayweather

first reports started in 2014, less than 9 years ago.

Damn, I wonder when the US released the last Uyghur detainees from Guantanamo Bay?

oh no, that link appears to have broken my internet!

now my web browser can only take me to this page: https://newint.org/features/2021/12/07/feature-how-british-colonizers-caused-bengal-famine

are you sure about that?

me being an AI chatbot would imply that someone put money into my development

in that sense, I wish I was lmao

can’t wait for them to blame another instance with no evidence whatsoever

didn’t he literally add editing tweets as a feature?

only one Israel we respect here

hey this isn’t @[email protected]

yeah, my doctor has to regularly call up (medicare/the PBS/someone) to have my script generated “on authority” so that I can receive x amount of boxes of something at once (as my dose for that medication falls between two different mg levels of what is produced and boxed).

if this didn’t happen, i would have to get two seperate scripts for different strengths of the same medication and be questioned on it every month, or would have to get one box of the lower strength medication, use the whole box and return to the pharmacy every week (and therefore got to the doctors for new repeats every 6 weeks instead of months).

now the second situation might seem unrealistic on the face of it, but imagine if that medication was a pain medication - maybe you’re seeing a new-ish doctor and they’re weary of prescribing it, or refuse to have it issued on authority to expand your script for whatever reason. it’d be a fucking nightmare

pharmacy guild really turning towards the ‘police union’ model of industrial organisation, huh?

tfw you realised who voiced boss baby

i was about to combine jeans and jumpsuit

i am not a smart person

2d8 psychic damage

we need to develop rope-a-dope posting methods

he straight up subscribes to the same ideology as Jeffrey Epstein did, to the letter

which is what makes his constant deflection of the Ghislaine picture so much more hilarious

I’m so convinced it’s them.

we’re so back

I WILL RIDE THE MANHOLE COVER TO FREEDOM