Real Domino’s Theory has never been tried because the Noid always gets his due

Is this erectoralism?

The red line path is only good for a handful of things:

1. Gets you to the Temple of Kynareth marginally faster if you’re handing in a quest (e.g., the delivery for Idgrod the Younger in Morthal, or the one where you murder a hagraven outside of Helgen for her magic knife)
2. If you are befriending Lars Battle-Born so you can ransack his house to find proof that the Thalmor are holding that one Grey-Mane dude captive
3. If you need to go play Elder Scrolls: Mortician’s Assistant up in the Hall of the Dead
4. If you have ADHD and get distracted by the shops and you need to hang on to every last septim until you’ve bought that motherfucking homestead and oh god there’s dragon’s tongue and soooo much tundra cotton over there but oh fuck my carry weight is at 299/300 because I refuse to level up and dump points in stamina just yet because my gear sucks and I can’t afford upgrades yet and no no no I will not pick the flowers right now I need safe storage somewhere first so I’d better run past the bougie fuck with the cow in the middle of the damn city; why is there a cow here? THEY DIDN’T THINK OF THE SMELL

That’s really about all I can come up with.

@n’wahcountbot

Given the time frame when he got it, I think there’s a solid chance that it’s a USA-made Fender Stratocaster. In other photos, you can tell that it’s the non-CBS era headstock, and it has a rosewood fingerboard. The 1954-1958 models only came with maple fingerboards, and the chonky CBS headstocks started in 1965 (through 1981). His band, Tout à coup Jazz, was mostly active in the 70s (with one show in '84), so that is most likely a second-gen Stratocaster (1959-1964) in either Dakota Red or Fiesta Red. That looks like gold hardware, too, which was an available factory option in '59-'64. (If that photo is from '82 or later, then all bets are off, because that was when Fender started producing them in Japan, pre-Squier.)

Other angles:

• https://i.imgur.com/bgmu0f8.jpg
• https://i.imgur.com/G6scWlt.jpg