Thank you, federation, for bringing libs to our lair once again.
They really always default to the same fucking shit “BOT! XINNIE THE POOH!” like an actual NPC 
Real 2008 “How is depicting Obama as Curious George offensive? Everybody loves Curious George.” Energy.
They called me a bot lol
Well, how do I know you’re NOT a bot? Hmmm?
Do androids dream of electric Xi?
This has to be made a new tagline here lmao
Oh shit oh fuck I’ve been figured out! The South African Defence Force operation to take over hexbear has been revealed
This guy is literally saying Chinese spies, possibly of the psychic variety, are making him mad (perhaps stealing his minds elation?).
This could be a bit. A cryptic RHCP bit account
Well, you kow what they say.
The sun may rise in the east at least it settled in the final location
It’s understood that lemmy.world sells brainwormformication
I think this is going to become one of my favorite emojis when talking about libs.
I can hear this emote and I love it
My Chinese friend had never heard of the Xi Winnie Pooh thing until I asked her about it
“Noooo your friend is banned from calling him that thats why they never heard of it” -
they are so not used to dealing with people who call a spade a spade.
Liberals can’t help but repeat 200 year old debunked talking points like a broken record player, as if it will make sense this time
As is well known, Lassalle heard nothing of the “iron law of wages” other than the word “iron” borrowed from Goethe’s “eternal, iron, great laws”. The word brazen is a signature by which the true believers recognize themselves. But if I take the law with Lassalle’s stamp and therefore in his sense, then I must also take it with his justification. And what is she? As Lange showed shortly after Lassalle’s death: the Malthusian theory of population (preached by Lange himself). But if this is correct, then again I cannot abolish the law, even if I abolish wage labor a hundred times, because the law then governs not only the system of wage labor but every social system. Precisely based on this, the economists have been proving for fifty years and more that socialism cannot abolish natural misery, but only generalize it and spread it over the entire surface of society at the same time!
- K. Marx, 1875 (Critique of the Gotha Program - Google translated from German/mlwerke.de, I CBA to look up the quote in English)
They’re using the same arguments as 150 years ago, yes.
It’s incredible how Marx was already dunking on the same arguments we see TODAY, everywhere.
Somewhere in Grundrisse, he criticizes an American economist that argues that the state is wheighing down the american economy and that it should be abolished for the market to be free. The quotes felt like someone slipped reddit comments into the pages.
(Btw, Marx explains that the American state is itself the result of the self organization of free market forces, unlike in European countries, in which captalists had to deal with the feudal institutions that preceded them, so the american’s argument made zero sense then and still makes zero sense now)
It’s really like time has stopped for these people and they are no longer capable of comprehending new information
END OF HISTORY 
god they just radiate redditor energy
what posting on reddit does to a mf
I refuse to go there but are they doing the reddit shit where everyone tells the same jokes in every thread?
doing the reddit shit
can confirm this happens every. damn. thread.
yeah this honestly. this comment hit me right in the feels. shut up and take my upvote!
this is gonna get buried and I’m probably gonna get downvoted for this but fuck Russia and fuck Putler.
edit: wow, this thread really blew up! RIP my inbox!
edit2: thanks for the gold kind stranger!
edit3: I’m seeing word that there’s some tankies hanging around on this thread, and I’m only going to say this once - get the fuck out. Maybe you went, I don’t know, to a LIBRARY for once in your lives and read a book on the Soviet Union that you so fervently worship, let alone the authoritarian Chinese government, you wouldn’t be such fucking douchecanoes.
edit4: holy shit somebody gave me platinum! you are epic, good sir!
edit5: who would have thought my most upvoted comment would have been on this thread!
edit6: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) swiggity swooty
edit7: alright, I’m noping the fuck out of here! see you later everybody!
satire too good
Yeah, their ilk tend not to have any legitimate rebuttals to well thought-out arguments, so they resort to calling people “bots” while throwing around words like “imperialism”, “genocide”, “authoritarian”, and “dictator” in various combinations. Add the passive aggressive tone and racist +100 Social Credits Winnie the Pooh Tiananmen Square Weeghur “”““jokes””“”, you got yourself a Redditor.
Redditors are the sentient large language models the techbros have been after.
considering how much of reddit is bots these days, this is as literal as you’d like to make it
Sounds like a real paradise
Broke: Sort by Top
Woke: Sort by New
Bespoke: Sort by Modlog
it’s the new sort by controversial
What do you mean it's racist to call a Chinese man yellow? It's just like everyone's favorite Asian Peril character, the perfidious Yellow Claw!Remember Fu Manchu, the giant racist egg that Marvel just never quite got rid of?
Marvel eventually had to stop using Fu Manchu because of copyright, so they eventually just came up with The Yellow Claw
Shang Chi’s original father before they started to use The Mandarin instead
(Which is it’s own bucket of worms, but yeah, lots of Yellow Peril in comic books)
you are obviously pro-China
:oh-gosh:
As if they think it’s a universal insult that speaks for itself. lmao who has the echo chamber again?
Say what you will about federation it’s been great for the dunk tank
really brought us back to our roots so far
there’s a spectre haunting the fediverse
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