

A Nazi Christian nationalist toured Canada this summer, people opposed had to get together in every single city and have there be substantial public outcry before local governments revoked his licenses to play.
So, Nazi? You’re fine, in line with Canadian values apparently. Critical of Israel in any way? BANNED FROM CANADA
I guess I shouldn’t be surprised, we sell arms to Israel and we have parliamentary standing ovations for shitstains like Charlie Kirk.
As far as commonly consumed things go, I’d say coffee is pretty up there in terms of witchy-ness.
A plant only found in some regions of the world, from which we cultivate cherries to unleash the seed inside. This seed we then roast, grind up into a powder, and use a variety of techniques both ancient and modern to extract the essence of that powder to harness its caffeine properties. Whether I’m using a French press, a pour-over, or a fancy espresso machine, it always feels kind of like magic to me.