Life is fuck, and make me angy
Why aren’t you screaming?
Screaming is exhausting.
Ah, a fellow crier?
Mostly jokes.
Not when shitting.
I’ve always preferred grunting.
Oh I’m screaming, I just keep it on the inside so nobody can tell that I don’t have my shit together
We need more Opossum memes
410,757,864,530 DEAD COPS
410,757,864,531*
I whispered the word fentanyl inside a police station anda traveling narcan salesman barely managed to prevent a mass casualty event.
Those damn travelling narcan salesmen. You couldve wiped out an entire sheriff’s office
To cowardly to scream so I hiss at the mirror instead.
He is not screaming, he is smiling really wide
Honey Badger don’t give a fuck.
Be like the honey badger, you hysterical dweebs.
Now you know why I’m evil…
