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nave@lemmy.zip to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 years ago

The Florida man strikes again

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The Florida man strikes again

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nave@lemmy.zip to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 years ago
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  • joel@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    It’s a satire piece

    https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/florida-man-arrested-nuke/

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      Are they sure ? I mean since I put two wire on my uranium ore, I power my whole small town. So using a nuke should work too.

      • Sir_Simon_Spamalot@lemmy.world
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        Is your skin falling apart, by chance?

        • Ser Salty@feddit.de
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          What’re you looking at, smoothskin?

          • Sir_Simon_Spamalot@lemmy.world
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            Nice face, skinjob!

        • u/lukmly013 💾 (lemmy.sdf.org)@lemmy.sdf.org
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          What skin?

          • Steamymoomilk@sh.itjust.works
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            For the last time smoothskin im not a human. I love fallout new vegas

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    What’s wrong with owning a private nuclear plant? I thought this was America?

    • KoboldCoterie@pawb.social
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      David Hahn did nothing wrong!

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        I mean… radionucleotide containment is something he did very incompetently… they had to make his shed a superfund site iirc

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      Right? Finders keepers!

    • PeterPoopshit@lemmy.world
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      Our founding fathers wanted civilians to own nukes for self defense

      • Aganim@lemmy.world
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        Just as long as they are part of a well-regulated militia, right?

    • Nusm@lemmy.world
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      https://media.tenor.com/pIJFSZ8goWEAAAAC/america-south-park.gif

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    That’s not how nuclear bombs work lol

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      The real problem is that under water it’s hard to tell the difference between red and blue wires.

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      deleted by creator

  • Fedizen@lemmy.world
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    always check the name of the sub

    • samus12345@lemmy.world
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      *community. This ain’t reddit!

    • CADmonkey@lemmy.world
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      It’s on her collar.

  • badbytes@lemmy.world
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    Just gotta make you connect the ground wire

    • doctorcrimson@lemmy.today
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      Yeah honestly the title makes it sound like he was successful, but the nuke is just a bullet, payload, and film of fissile material which produces practically no power until Fusion occurs, at which point it would produce all of the power in a small fraction of a second rather than over 27 years.

  • TetHead@lemmynsfw.com
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    man looks like he got discombobulated and it stuck

  • misterundercoat@lemmy.world
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    Pretty sure I saw this in Fallout 3

  • Dr. Coomer@lemmy.world
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    Well, the US LOST it, so it’s technically not they’re property anymore.

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    CNN birthed an Onion?

    Or… Ate the Onion & regurgitated it?

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    What the fuck… How???

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      Through the magic of spreading misinformation online

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        That statement is misleading. Magic can only be performed by people with the appropriate college degree and only after applying for the state specific license.

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          Correct, this is just artesianal deception

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      It didn’t happen, that’s how.

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      Don’t you own a radioisotope thermoelectric generator?

      I thought everyone did these days… It’s great for me since I live in Colorado and we get a bountiful supply of radon with the purchase of every new home.

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        If you’re in NE CO you also have bountiful free-roaming radiation to utilize.

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