I’ll get the ball rolling:
Dead Man’s Shoe (2004)
Sounds like a tearjerking tale of a recently-bereaved man returning the shoe of a road accident victim he found in a bush to the victim’s late wife, through which they spark a deep friendship that goes beyond mere love. PG-13 5/10 Oscar-bait shite.
A crow on the orient express.
This is the best of the whole thread. 🏆
Edit: playing with this theme,
A Lion and Prejudice
edit: I had fun and got carried away, but here are a few of mine (+ descriptions and generated posters)
The Otter of the Medusa
First movie in the ‘Medusa’ trilogy. About an ancient order of sea otters called ‘Medusa’, that have saved the world from behind the scenes countless times over the centuries. Improved human technologies and destruction of habitats are causing cracks to form in the organization, and some are starting to question whether humans should be kept around at all. Based on a famous painting with the same name.
Posters for the rest of the trilogy:
Medusa’s Legacy: The second film in the trilogy covers the aftermath of first film and gives you a look at how deep the organization really goes.
The Medusa Chronicles: The story of how a group of young otters continues the legacy of “Medusa”. Themes of hope and whether a flawed institution can actually be improved. YA Fiction series also in the works.
Real Movie: The Raft of the Medusa (1994 - Period Film)
Escape Whale
A whale escapes an enclosure, leading to a heartfelt tale about the whale and the conservation researcher that pursues her. Themes of isolation and ‘finding one’s purpose’.
Poster:
Real Movie: Escape Pod (2023 - Sci Fi)
Randy and the Kangaroo
A comedy about a middle-aged man and a kangaroo, after it bounces into his apartment and almost ruins his life further.
Poster:
Real Movie: Randy and the Mob (2007 - Action Comedy)
The George Otter Story
Children’s movie based on the hit book series. Loosely inspired by Curious George, this Pixar movie tells the story of friendship and finding a place where you belong.
Real Film: The George Raft Story (1961 - Noir Crime Fiction)
Oh. My. Gods.
I love your posters and would totally stream these films!
Holy shit! That was great! The posters are hilarious!
I love them, they took a few attempts but it was worth it
The Cove 2: Tailhook Season
this time the dolphins are drunk, horny, and aggressive. Come for the beautiful actresses in bikinis, stay for the puffer fish fueled orgy scene.