The joke is the whole flyer, it’s not real, but it’s a funny story they’ve weaved

The short Hakeem Jeffries, I can’t

Yeah I agree, he just didn’t have anyone by him in real life reminding of reality and had several people online reminding him of delusions

The engineers knew! They begged them to stop the launch, but of course, no one makes the wheels not capitalism stop rolling! profit progress at all costs!

He’s a bit of a tragic figure, terminally online dude who went down the alt right pipeline until he wouldn’t publicly admit that the Nazis were bad. He used to openly support trans rights! What a mess.

I’m not sure

You just stay up long enough until you start seeing the sky moving backwards

I’ve don’t some of my best work on -5 hours of sleep

Yes

I don’t know what this meme says but I KNOW what this meme says lmao

If you track the average wealth of Americans it peaked around 1976 and went downhill from there

They take fat from elsewhere in your body and shove it in your ass, if they do it wrong and accidentally hit a vein, it can cause a pulmonary embolism. Even after if the surgery doesn’t take the fat in your ass can rot and cause a smell. It’s an insane and high risk surgery solely for cosmetics.

Agreed. Ranked choice would be so much better

Oh nice I’ll look into that! I have a rooted phone so I’m sure I could get it installed haha

I do, but boy am I looking for a better keyboard, gboard has really gone downhill, I mean it was never great but it’s just straight up putting completely wrong totally unrelated words in place of REAL FUCKING WORDS. I miss pre-microsoft swiftkey, they had the best text prediction I’ve ever used. I remember in college my friend and I had a convo about how it was so good that he would have a full text to his dad perfectly predicted and he felt bad because he basically let a robot do the thinking for him lol. Now it’s been gutted by microsoft, and the text correction is just as janky as gboard.

Yes, I was in a friend’s pool yesterday, so obviously without my phone, and I felt a vibration that felt exactly like Snapchat. I just chalk it up to muscle twitches.

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Yeah, it’s Jeremy Berimy obviously