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Isn’t that just the normal, constant state of being? And then once you have sex, you stop being horny for 5 minutes.
no
Violet causing a revolution on her own 😭
I’m so proud 🥹
Thank god, sexless puritanism has become a real epidemic, anything we can do to push back against it is a win.
pick me! i practiced earlier being really horny uwu
☝️🙋♂️
I didn’t come here for the sexy time, I’m asexual.
BUT I just want to point out that the word “pan” short for “pansexual” is kind of amusing because Pan, the Greek god, is a satyr known for constantly chasing that booty.
I love this lore as a pansexual and will be saving your comment.
Also now I will be on the hunt for a patch for my jacket of a painting of Pan for this reason.
Decent option for a mascot
I should visit Greece.
From that picture, it looks more like booty is chasing him
You should really try it! Constant frustration, gross smelly people, finding that one person that will force you, treat you like meat, or has no clue what an aftercare is. Did I mention the STI’s? It’s great!
I’m glad I’m pretty vanilla. Which I really don’t like that term, vanilla is really complex ingredient in it’s own right. Grown from an orchid which, ironically enough, is the Greek word for testes.
In the words of RHCP:
What I got you gotta get it put it in you!
The network has a problem with some of your lyrics. Would you mind changing it to “what I’d like is I’d like to hug and kiss you?”
lmao is that a real radio edit that exists? 🤣
horny is why we exist, in general
Vio- oh. Wait, when did you spawn?
Credit: Definitely not the YMCA
eee! my meme!
memes are made to be shared comrade
Got you FAM, mb
Apply? Just post your address and we’ll see if you’re even close enough to bother. Flights have gotten too expensive and I’m not riding the bus now that the famous $1 megabus thing is gone.
Non-European spotted 🫵 We just bike to each other’s houses to fuck, if our countries touch we’re close enough.
Crying in Canadian. I think my province is almost 3 times the size of the entire UK.
Application:
I’m nearly at the fitness level I’ve always wanted to be at and just moved so I know nobody. Now I’m looking to break beds and take names with anything that consents and has a pulse.
Also I’m very detail oriented, great in high stress situations and work well in a team. HMU
How does something without a pulse consent? At that point does it even matter that it doesn’t have a pulse?
break beds and take names
in that order
And I’m all outta beds 😏
Shit I did that wrong
Excellent application letter for a paramedic job tbh.
Straight up lost my shit laughing at this. Thank you.
What do you mean “trend”? Blahaj Zone has been horny this whole time, y’all just aren’t keeping up!
yeah…but that doesn’t mean anyone wants to have sex with you guys. it’s like highschool all over again.
More toothy than horny.
Hmmmm, yeah, kinda tru tbh
I think even the prudes are starting to see what a tragedy the demise of Lemnynsfw was, what with the horniness no longer being contained somewhere that they avoid 😄
lemmynsfw is back as fedinsfw.app
lemmynsfw is really bad quality though because it’s almost all onlyfans ads which are bad because they’re done for money and not because they like it, which is why the quality IMHO is really bad.
The worst part, imo, is that the NSFW memes community on that instance was starting to gain a little traction after I put in some real effect to post there consistently. Then poof it was gone.
Then the Discord that I also did a similar thing for that gave me another source of not just porn memes but adult/dark memes in general just closed all of its NSFW channels because they want to grow their server without incurring restrictions due to 18+ content.
At this rate I’ll only have memes about Linux CLI, fortenight, Roblox and whatever else is deemed safe for 10 year olds.
Talk to your kids about Linux! Before somebody else does!
Please talk to them! You don’t want them to become Distro hoppers! Unprotected distro hopping could lead to----Arch…
Oohhh, that makes a lot of sense. It’s like a don’t horny open inside chain of events. Poor lil fellers.
What happened to It?
The only guy with access to the server suddenly disappeared off the face of Lemmy and after a month or two (afair. Might be a shorter or longer period), it stopped working and thus the instance did too.
The admin of a replacement instance (the name of which escapes me) has since managed to contact the lemmynsfw admin and last I heard it’s functional as an archive but permanently closed for new content.
Fedinsfw.app
the horniness got everywhere is what
