But maybe that was the real Eeyore because he knew saying that would get him killed.
He’s actually emoting fear, so unlikely. Also, the real Eeyore wouldn’t bleed as he’s full of stuffing.
The real Eeyore would grab the gun and shoot himself, not willing to rely on Pooh.
“Some things ya just gotta do yourself”
Eeyore’s not suicidal, he just wouldn’t mind if he died
“There’s only one way to be certain, Pooh. Shoot us both and be done with it.”
“stuck living this dreadful life.”
Remember to always support your depresso friends (with life).
This exact event is stolen from somewhere but I can’t think of it
Edit: nvm maybe this IS the point of origin for this joke. My only other guess was Sad Larry from cyanide and happiness but that wasn’t the same
The real Eeyore wouldn’t bleed either, so Pooh was really using those thinking skills
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