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Praise the Omnissiah!
A mechanical arm would make many things easier. 😁
Until it malfunctions.MASTURBATION MODE ACTIVATED!
“N-no! D-don’t activ-vate! And wh-hy d-do y-you have t-to announn-ce it-t so loude-ly!?”
Almost as bad as the time he accidentally activated crushing mode instead of masturbation mode. Ok, no, this doesn’t really compare to that.
Are any of these men NOT lonely?
But they’re hecking cool I’ll tell you what
If they weren’t, they wouldn’t be looking for a cure, now would they?
When a newspaper headline asks a crazy question, the answer is always no.
How about 2:
I guess 2 cancel each other out.
Probably helps when your wife is alive too
💀
Came here to post my man Jett. TY for your service.
Just finished Adventure Time for the first time. Finn’s loss of his arm trying to connect with his selfish father and its replacement with a demon-laden version of himself followed by cold metal is a rich examination of the dehumanizing reduction of man to utility expanded upon by almost every other character (but particularly his disembodied mother). That said, Jake was totally his cure for male loneliness.
Huh, here I was thinking it was a reference to masturbation. And how evil it is.
Jake is also a terrible father
Great, now you are ready to watch Distant Lands and then Fionna and Cake!
So either a cool robot arm or a cool magic dog
Finn got both tho
Lucky Mathhole
Some of the analyses of Adventure Time I’ve seen make me tempted to try to get past the voice acting and give it a shot.
You realize that John DiMaggio (most famous for voicing the Scotsman in Samurai Jack and Master Shake('s muscles) in Aqua Teen Hunger Force, but has also done some other notable roles such as Elzar on Futurama or Bender on Futurama and apparently like half of the shows that involve voice acting out there) voices Jake as well as Banana guards 1 and 2!?
That doesn’t stop the voices from being annoyingly high and children’s tv coded. I’ve only seen a little bit of the show, but for me that’s an obstacle.
I may try to muddle through and see if I can stand it.
We all remember Metroid being a great example.
So it’s the cure to female loneliness as well?
Assuredly. But also a metal-armed female companion cures male and Metroid loneliness, too.
Has a wife and kid, still lonely (idk I haven’t played MGS yet)
Ohh, not quite. He does have a cyborg dog tho. Also, this would be Metal Gear Rising.
He has a mostly metal body. Or likely carbon fiber.
For some men, the loneliness runs deep. Get two just to be safe.
Is that a modern version of Jax?
It’s MK11 art, modern yes but still 7 years ago (oh god)
its also the last MK that Tsang tshungs original VA was active. the new one is by a different person.
Well … Good to know. Thank you for the answer.
A badass metal arm and a robot cat? Chai is living the dream!
And his arm played guitar better then his meaty one did lol
Objection! He mainly uses said guitar as a melee weapon; therefore it should be classified as a percussion instrument.
What is this from? It looks cool
Game is Hi-Fi Rush, that pose is from the second level intro.
