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As a Colorado resident, all of these maps are bugging me.
Sorry, but Colorado can’t join because otherwise we’d have border gore. Exclaves are too messy, what can you do. 🤷🏼♂️
So what you’re telling me is that Colorado is going to have to expand our northern borders in order to connect.
Or you could go west. Depends on if you want to fight cowboys in Wyoming and Nazis in Idaho, or Mormons in Utah and the mafia in Nevada.
I just got here though. I’ll probably try to convert the Cowboys. I’d like to wage war with the Nazis in Idaho because, well… obvious reasons, but they’re too far away. The Mormons only get me to Nevada and then I’d have to deal with the Mafia after that. North seems the way to go… also, the fewest people that way. New Mexico will join us, they’re pretty blue also.
No way, mafia first. Business booms in blue places of tolerance where all are welcome and not well represented. Everyone in a position of power is a crook in red land
Coming out of Colorado Mafia can’t be first no matter what given the options provided. Mafia is second at best due to the Mormons in Utah.
If the Mafia turns Nevada blue, then maybe west is the way to go.
Shouldn’t Alberta be part of Jesusland?
Shhh, we need oil!
Jesusland
CSAL: the Christian State of American Liberty, home of Y’all Queda
Damn, sometimes I forget Trump is serious about Greenland and 51st State Canada. Fun times 💀
I had dinner with Jesus yesterday and he said he does not approve of this.
Thank you for including us!
Sincerely,
An Illinois Resident
Sadly the part of Illinois South of I80 would prefer to not be included. Source: me. Grew up there, have some relatives that still live there. The number of times I’ve heard them refer to themselves as Forgottentoian is to many.
I grew up in southern Illinois as well. Can confirm.
That’s where all of my most racist relatives live.
I took Nate Silver’s post 2024 election MAGAland map (https://www.natesilver.net/p/its-2004-all-over-again) and updated it based on the Canadian 2025 election to make it more relevant to today. Manitoba elected an equal amount of NDP/Liberal to Conservative members of parliment.
I’ve heard Jesus Land is a fucking hellhole
Canada is doing this to Jesusland as well.
You’re now a moderator in !mapporn
Ohhhhh Canada!
Hawt
Usussy
Oh no. I live right underneath Canada’s balls.
Taintland checking in
You’re down bad…
Californian here.
Where do I sign?
I’m right behind you!
I’m right behind you!
I don’t think Jesus would want to be associated with this dump.
It would be more accurate to call it Supply-Side-Jesusland.
Well, good, he won’t be as upset when he gets deported.
I don’t think Peter Pan or Luke Skywalker would want to be associated with him either
He doesn’t really have a choice. Sometimes you just got to grab them by the son of God.
This Canadian says fuck no unless we export all the MAGA and purge all the handguns.
I’ve been in parts of rural Oregon before. They grow them dumb and mean there. Some of the worst people I’ve ever met in my life were in rural Oregon.
Way different than weird Portland.
Rural Oregon is where the US Nazi Party is based… so… that checks out.
Dumb and mean are the median traits of MAGA
Californian here.
It’s the same with California. Once you get out of population centers it doesn’t take too long before you’re in “I Fuck My Cousin” territory.
I think that might be true for basically every state. Rural areas are not that different across the country.
I live in southern oregon and work in a conservative dominated industry. These people are actually insane. They are the embodiment of the memes and supposed strawmans about MAGA. Anytime somebody says conservatives don’t actually believe something stupid they should have to spend a month with these guys. The year has been infuriating watching these guys complain about how bad shits going and then blaming everything but what they voted for.
planning to expel all gop from office, and any of thier supporters. considering gop states already trying to expel Dem voters anyways.
As someone who lives in Wisconsin I’m thankful for bordering Illinois and Minnesota. Otherwise I don’t think we would’ve made the cut to get into the USC
As someone who knows a lot of wisconsinites I can confirm
Seriously. Canada’s got some similar shit going on, but it’s not nearly as bad, and it seems unlikely to get that way. Plus, I’m already in a part of that new annexation of theirs.
