Superman is solar powered, gonna be cancelled sadly
Big oil will never let him live
Wait, are those just patties on buns? No cheese, no lettuce, no tomato? This guy must be some kind of alien
Sloppy joes perhaps?
Thanks, that’s a bit better
Given the physics of conservation of mass, he must be shitting a boatload out of view.
His super colon is probably compressing the volume into a dense logs that will shortly damage a nearby sewer system.
Hanberders, bigly
All them burgers and he’s still mad.
What’s the context here does he think he’s Jughead?
Back in the day, it was common for Superman and Batman comics to show the hero on the cover doing something wild/unusual and then have a headline like “Why Is Superman Eating A Million hamburgers?” or “Why Is Batman Teaming Up With the Joker?”
At that time, comics tried to resolve a story every issue, and they weren’t going to kill of the main hero, so they had to come up with gimmick stories. In the stories Red Kryptonite and magic could affect Superman, so the writers would have him face those things, and then have to come up with ways of overcoming the situation.
Back then, Supes ‘married’ Lois Lane dozens of times; it was laways a dream, or a fantasy, or robots, or duplicates…
Re: your username. Are you related to the madlad that invented that sandwich?
Not genetically related, but we share a spiritual bond.
OP missed a golden opportunity with “Übermuncher”
