You fool! It’s DAG-wood, not DOG-wood.

[jk]

Frontier Gibberish

https://youtu.be/DNC3OciAF3w

I don’t want to be on any show.

I just want to be a lucky dog.

Reminds me of an old joke.

Two male dogs, a little Yorkie and a giant Great Dane are in the vet’s office. The little Yorkie is crying.

“Why so sad, little guy?”

“My owner is a beautiful woman. She always smells so nice. I can’t stop myself from humping her leg, so she’s going to have me neutered.”

“Gee, that’s awful. My owner is also very beautiful. In fact, she’s so pretty and smells so nice that last night I lost control and mounted her. I rode her for half an hour before I was finished.”

“Oh no! She must have been so mad and disgusted. Are you getting neutered, too?”

“No, she just wanted to have my nails clipped.”

You children need to learn and appreciate the history of the founders.

https://youtu.be/8V_hCqO6UQs

I like to think that the next generation will go back to desk top computers and landline phones.

If you want to entertain yourself you’ll carry a guitar with you.

lol! I stole my father’s straight razor and used it for a while. I never learned how to keep it sharp, so I abandoned it for plastic ones. Currently using an old fashioned, double edged safety razor. The best option imho.

https://www.historynet.com/british-blunders-that-led-soviets-to-make-deal-with-germans/

I’m confused. A wolf is born a wolf. They want to hunt and eat meat. Is the wolf evil because it does what it was born to do? Is a cow ‘good’ because it doesn’t eat meat? What about things like clams and mussels? They are living creatures who never move and never do anything. Does that make them better than wolves and bears?

Back in the day, men who shaved would use a cutthroat razor that would last for decades. Eventually, a capitalist started giving safety razors away for free, knowing folks would end up paying much more in the long run when they brought new blades year after year…

Similar maketing.

https://youtu.be/3RTf19zlWxE

I liked the ‘…trading elves for slaves…’ line

Every time I post something you have to scramble and backwalk and ‘move the goal posts.’ You haven’t made any actual points, just thrown out insults.

I’m not getting anything out of this conversation because you haven’t put anything useful in.

Your first comment showed that you hadn’t read much history, and you haven’t improved since thin.

This is a waste of time. You can keep sending as many messages as you want, but you’d be better off reading a book. Howard Zinn’s “A People’s History Of The United States” might be a good start for you.

What you want to post is likely to be banned.

I, on the other hand, can make my point without resorting to name calling and vulgarity.

You should try it, even if it leaves you with very little to say.

I never heard that one before.

Here’s another witty song about mass death.

https://youtu.be/TIoBrob3bjI?list=RDTIoBrob3bjI

Tom Lehrer. “We Will All Go Together When We Go.”

Carry on; i won’t interrupt.

Of course you won’t. We’re on the internet, and I can post anything I want.

That’s another thing you should read up on.

Was at the drug store today. Full Halloween mode.

“Grandma Got Run Over By A Reindeer” has entered the chat

If you can’t think of a worse system, you should probably read more history books.

The Difference Between the Almost Right Word and the Right Word Is Really a Large Matter—’Tis the Difference Between the Lightning Bug and the Lightning

Mark Twain.

It’s not like it’s a new idea.

Nazis had a whole department whose job was to subvert the countries they wanted to invade.

imho 99% of the posts you see saying “both sides are the same” are paid for by the GOP who want Leftists to stay home on election day.