Darwin pranking fuckers…

Naww… he was always a sociopathic narcissist. He has only ever been president in name

Uhh… not enough time to research? [citation needed]

If we could only have seen this coming somehow…

Is she hot?

Lost me at “printing press and the loom”

Like I said… anecdotal. I’ve never had that problem with any other blood draw, ever.

When I was enlisted, the care sucked

Pregnancy is not an edge case, though.

Home of them vs us

FMLA IS a right (albeit crap compared to most of the rest of the civilized world). They just find ways to screw people out of it

First class? HAH!

Granted, my anecdote is more than 20 years old, but a simple blood test almost put me out because the intern taking my blood had to try 5 times, in two veins, just to get the few ml she needed, after exploding the first vein

And those of us who retain the right after service can still shop there

Does this mean he’s done messing around in American politics?

I wouldn’t even bother going abroad. I’d be too embarrassed

Also the face I make when my teenager decides to push my buttons

Yes. Many baby boomers (and their parents) are racist as fuck. Especially in the south.

Amazing

If I were to take a drill to a leaky boat hull and claimed to have “improved it,” would it sink any slower?

Lol yeah… not how that works at all

I’m sorry Dave. I can’t do that.