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Stamets@lemmy.dbzer0.comM to The Shitpost Office@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 3 months ago

Are the straights okay

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Are the straights okay

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Stamets@lemmy.dbzer0.comM to The Shitpost Office@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 3 months ago
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  • nate3d@lemmy.world
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    3 months ago

    Is this gender fluid?

  • Lemmyoutofhere
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    But is it made from real babies?

    • Stamets@lemmy.dbzer0.comOPM
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      Yep. Fermented and then aged in an oak barrel.

      • i_dont_want_to@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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        But if they’re aged, they’re not babies any more.

        • Lemmyoutofhere
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          Exactly, need Baby Beaujolais.

  • you_are_dust@lemmy.world
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    Is this fresh squeezed? I don’t drink that concentrate shit.

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    Baby water the with don’t the bath throwout

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