Reminder to drink water before you go to bed at your age, or your back might hurt in the morning.

Why is there a fire hydrant in the middle of nowhere?

Take your cards and shove them up your ass.

That’s their problem.

I’ll take that risk. Turn them into North Korea.

“Babe, why did you get a VPN?”

“Security, ya, for security”

What a snowflake.

A shit taco maybe?

Borb.

EXACTLY! If you can see the side of your car in your wing mirrors, they are WAY off.

We already are.

Or just failure.

Build the damn bridge already.

You tried to enter the US, that’s what you did wrong.

Paywalled

That’s no shrimp.

He wants the kickbacks from putting mega spas in every major city.