Your dirty laundry has been in the washer for a week now.
And is now dirtier than even. The mold makes it cheaper an easier to just buy new clothes.
Don’t use it if it doesn’t have a flared base.
The gunpowder treason and plot.
What’s “gunpowder treason”?
Part of a well-known stanza.
It’s also treason with - get this - gunpowder.
Don’t forget to bring a towel.
To save the world. Unfortunately you didn’t show up and I’m quite salty about that.
No, I didn’t forget that. I chose not to.
To drink water.
🎄 Only forty shopping days left until Christmas, spend spend spend! 🎄
That the crash wasn’t your fault.
It’s my birthday and you made reservations for all of us to go out to dinner at Cipriani’s downtown.
Don’t forget again! It’s the one on W Broadway not the one on 42nd street, okay?!
You were supposed to remind me of something. Now I forgot what it was. Damn you!
Eat a whole can of baked beans
“Remember, remember the 5th of November / Eat a whole can of baked beans”
Yes, that must be it. Thanks!
The code to open the safe with all the SNAP money
Breathe. Just breathe.
Things.
