Trump doesn’t joke

Fun fact: T-Rex didn’t coexist with Stegasaurus. Movies lump all dinosaurs together like they all lived at the same time but they really didn’t. Many species came and went over the millions of years dinosaurs lived

Pikachu

It’s unfair that most of us have to behave professionally at work when the president doesn’t

Trump’s mugshot belongs in the presidential portrait gallery

Does he realize that we’d all stop talking about the escalator a lot sooner if he didn’t make a big fuss about it?

Slammed! SLAMMED!

Luigi Mangione for congress, since they’ve set the asinine precedent that running for office gets you out of consequences for crimes

Arrest Trumo for crimes against reality

What significant thing did he accomplish to warrant that?

He has the ultimate get out of jail free card

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

I have no words left

Kimmel should really take that job offer in Germany

He will be getting coal in his stocking

I don’t have a comprehensive list but I would estimate he’s committed at least 300 felonies

When people break the law, they are punished, right?..right? Is that just another fairy tale like Santa Claus and the tooth fairy?

I prefer to believe the escalator simply refused to move for him

I prefer to believe the escalator simply refused to move for him

But I thought their goal was to have as many healthy babies be born as possible? Maybe I just have too much faith in people, thinking the anti-choice crowd had some semblance of good faith reasons for their position

Seems America kicked up a pretty big fuss about Kimmel being cancelled. It’s starting to give me a bit of hope. Let’s hope they keep up that energy if they get to vote in the midterms.