I was told it wasn’t a war because that would require congressional approval

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Killing an animal to use their sinew as a shoelace

Much like people who think they have no accent, race, or sexual orientation because they see theirs as the default

What if he doesn’t drive

Me personally, I’m very literal minded. When I say getting rid of pennies is good, I mean just that: getting rid of pennies is good. I certainly DO NOT think that tiny little good thing is equal to all the horrible crap Trump has done. I don’t think it makes any of the suffering worth it. I’d go back to using pennies if it meant all the horrible things from the Trump administration went away

Wait, $90 per what?

Investigated by who? The Untied States investigating itself?

I don’t know what the holdup is

They’re all thinking of people in the opposite political party

I was told it wasn’t a war because there are no boots on the ground

If coronavirus comes back, the Untied States is fucked

Because when they were hammered in, they usually broke

Barron Trump

Wanna see a good example of the hypocrisy of “social justice warriors”, go learn about the Kimba the White Lion controversy, which seems to have died down. Youtuber YourMovieSucks did a great video debunking the idea that The Lion King ripped off Kimba the White Lion. The two franchises only have some very superficial things in common. The “Kimba crowd” were constantly pushing this rumour that Kimba the White Lion was this great anime that was robbed of potential success because big bad Disney stole its ideas. Disney always trampling on the poor oppressed animators from other countries. (I acknowledge Disney has done evil things, just not this specific thing). You would think all these champions spreading the word about Kimba the White Lion would have actually watched the show they were so passionately defending from big bad Disney. Turns out most of them couldn’t be bothered watching Kimba because it’s a mediocre show, and it turns out Kimba has some racist shit in it that they shouldn’t be defending. And Kimba and the Lion King actually have very little in common that is unique. And a lot of the comparisons come from a Kimba movie that came out three years after The Lion King and probably ripped off some of the visuals in The Lion King to capitalize on The Lion King’s success.

You’d think he would have thought to make money off the pandemic by selling MAGA masks

I hope Garland never sleeps again

You can pick whichever leader you want as long as it’s Trump

Couldn’t they have stuck to betting on inconsequential things like Taylor Swift’s wedding date?

During the state of the union speech, Trump PROUDLY said that people are afraid to go fishing around Venezuela