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ZeroCool to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 6 days ago

Fury as man who threatened to invade Greenland and who uses military against own people fails to win Nobel Peace Prize

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Fury as man who threatened to invade Greenland and who uses military against own people fails to win Nobel Peace Prize

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ZeroCool to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 6 days ago
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Donald Trump has once again been cruelly snubbed by the Nobel Peace Prize committee, despite what he insists was an “incredible” year of personal achievements in the field of “peace, which is very …
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  • That Weird Vegan she/her@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    Really hard to believe someone who renamed the dept of defence to the dept of war failed to win a peace prize. Who could have seen this coming?

    • BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today
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      Did I do that? - Urkel Trump

  • Kairos@lemmy.today
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    This is just true

  • PattyMcB@lemmy.world
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    Totally ate that onion

    • Whostosay@sh.itjust.works
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      Plot twist, there is no onion to eat. They’ve had to resort to facts because you straight up cannot get more comical or ironic than reality anymore.

      • psycho_driver@lemmy.world
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        I wouldn’t say current reality is comical . . .

        • Whostosay@sh.itjust.works
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          The extremity is comical, other than that, no this shit is not fun nor funny

    • FunctionallyLiterate
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      And I’d do it again!

  • Zomg@piefed.world
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    Don’t forget canada

    • BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today
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      Don’t forget changing the name of the Dept of DEFENSE to the Dept of WAR doesn’t exactly send a unified message of Peace either.

      Intimidating the entire planet into obedience because they are afraid that America will literally destroy their country, or even the world, is NOT Peace.

      Seriously, the naked stupidity of these people is truly astounding.

    • D_C@sh.itjust.works
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      I agree. Don’t you ever forget what he did, Canada. And don’t you ever forget all the people who supported and enabled him either.

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    And Canada. Also Panama. Maybe some Venezuela.

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    WordPress database error: [Deadlock found when trying to get lock; try restarting transaction] ALTER TABLE nt_td_app_notifications MODIFY COLUMN level text DEFAULT NULL

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      Maybe Bobby Tables will win the next Nobel peace price?

      • Magnum, P.I.@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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        I hope so. Little Bobby Tables was always a good person!

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          His name is something like a disability in our modern world that he isn’t to blame for. It was the schools IT who decided against prepared statements.

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    At this point I wouldn’t be surprised if they bombed the Nobel Peace Prize committee.

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      He’ll call on his followers to storm the Nobel HQ:

      “It will be wild!”

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