Even that would have been a better outcome, if his only goal would be to make uncle Ben proud of him.

Like this?

For social interaction with zombies my favorite movie is Fido.

*clears throat* Mimimimimi…

Elizalsior!

Great…now I will never ever blow a dandelion nor touch a touch-me-not again.

“das angenehmste Wellenbad”

What about the vampire hunting?

Too latte now! FIFY

On the thumbnail it looks like a colon.

Show a man some bugs and he will be miserable for one day.
Teach a man how to code bad and he will be miserable for his whole life.

Gravity induced amnesia

*FLOFF*

It’s the chimney.

For the cleaning fetish people:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yuWkC9wby5E

Ligma too - in response to the company charging for circles.

Ok so we need