• IninewCrowEnglish
    21·
    3 days ago

    I went to reheat some leftovers yesterday and found a baked potato inside the microwave … a potato I had cooked two days ago

  • Death_Equity@lemmy.worldEnglish
    101·
    3 days ago

    Hot Pockets were better when they had the sleeve. They got rid of it and then started saying they have improved the product so that it didn’t need the sleeve anymore to get crispy. Clearly a cost-cutting measure they are spinning. They tell you to use an air fryer if you want a crispy crust.

      • Death_Equity@lemmy.worldEnglish
        31·
        3 days ago

        Fuck Nestlé indeed. I only know because a grocery delivery accidentally got sent to me and I ended up with a big box of them. It will take an entire year of self loathing to get that shit out my freezer.

        Sidebar: I don’t know who ordered like $300 worth of junk, and one Lean Cuisine, but I hope the person who ordered the Lean Cuisine is doing ok in that house.

    • Stamets@lemmy.worldOPEnglish
      3·
      3 days ago

      Totally agreed, however this isn’t a hot pocket. This is a ‘Crustini’. They are a thousand times better. The patry is super flaky and almost pastry-esque.

    • piccolo@sh.itjust.worksEnglish
      2·
      3 days ago

      “We’re saving the planet by using less paper!” Meanwhile: nestle sucking all the water out of the ground to resell it in billions of plastic bottles

    • Stamets@lemmy.worldOPEnglish
      81·
      3 days ago

      1. Because it can also be used to demonstrate ADHD

      2. Because I did not save it with the original context

      3. Because, honestly, I think the full image is fuckin’ dumb. The first image I can believe. Anything after that is just taking the piss.

  • Darkassassin07English
    5·
    3 days ago

    Put the second one away, turn the microwave back on, hit the bong again while you wait; repeat.

  • Mystic Mushroom [Ze/Zir]@lemmy.dbzer0.comEnglish
    1·
    3 days ago

    I’ve had this happen but in the Air fryer instead of the microwave and it was fries instead of a hot pocket. Those fries were bone dry and rock hard. At least they didn’t go rotten, that would’ve sucked to clean. Was still sad that I ended up wasting the fries though 😢