I’m surprised Martok didn’t slay him with a broken butter knife, that was wretched.
It’s hard to slay someone through a telephone call.
Martok can.
Martok has a saber bear rug in his room. It’s not dead, you know, just scared like the rest of us.
Martok does not own an oven, stove, or microwave. That’s because revenge is a dish best served cold.
Martok doesn’t go hunting because the “hunting” implies that you might not succeed. Martok goes killing.
Martok can kill two stones with one lotlhmoq.
Martok was once bitten by a venomous mugato. After a month of excruciating pain, the mugato died.
If Martok fought a transporter duplicate of himself, they would both win.
In an average crewman’s quarters there are a hundred objects Martok could use to kill you. That includes the room itself.
Martok has never cheated death. He wins fair and square.
Nice to see the old Chuck Norris jokes making a comeback.
Chuck Norris has to make a comeback. Martok stays ahead.
Damn skippy. That Martok is one bad…shut your mouth
Boy how I wished I could back when I worked in IT support
Hehe. Glory to your support!
Seems to have worked fine for the Hitler in Kung Fury.
The different font is a nice touch
I am so happy these are back
The crossover we’ve all been waiting for.
ICQ was right there…
Nah, mate. Love these strips :)