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cm0002@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 month ago

Night dreaming is rated xXx

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Night dreaming is rated xXx

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cm0002@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 month ago
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      Hahah, I’ll use that, great saying.

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    But for real, how do I stop this?

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      Get married

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          You’ve got this, Foxy. If my talentless ass can do it, your amazing art… ass can too!

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        As a married person i can confirm this trick doesn’t work. It will just make your daydreams even less ethical :/.

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          A guy I used to work with used to say to me “when you meet a woman, every time you have a shag, put a penny in a jar, after you marry her, every time you have a shag, take a penny out of the jar…I guarantee you’ll never empty the jar”. It’s “are the straights ok?” level of boomer humour, but it does amuse me, in an eye roll kind of way.

          Lake Bells character in Man Up does really funny job of explaining it as “The Blowjob Paradox”.

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      *blessing

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      surely he would’ve imagined himself in the wedding dress

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    Thought the last one said gaydreaming

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    C) I’m in this picture and I don’t like it.

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      Aromatic

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