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SomeoneElseMod@feddit.ukM to Clever Comebacks@feddit.uk · 2 years ago

Don’t be an ignorant homophobe. 👍🏼

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Don’t be an ignorant homophobe. 👍🏼

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SomeoneElseMod@feddit.ukM to Clever Comebacks@feddit.uk · 2 years ago
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    A male penis was never meant to be inserted into the anus? Is a female penis OK to stick there then?

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      If you ever had a girl with a big clit, you know the answer is yes.

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        That sounds like a super niche kink tbh. Does it have to be naturally big or is enhancement with hormones or suction okay?

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    Listen honey, I frequently check the reddit dontputyourdickinthat sub, and if something ain’t listed there, you better believe I’m putting my dick in it. BTW I’m posting you there.

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      Well your username is certainly fitting.

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      Exactly. Humankind has put their dicks in all sorts of places they should never have gone into. An anus is the least of our problems

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        Not really in the problem category mate.

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          Poor wording in my behalf, but I agree

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            I see it as more of… a solution

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    I didn’t realize lesbians fuck each other in the ass.

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      Wait until she finds out some straight people have anal sex, some gay people are asexual, and you don’t need a penis is have anal sex. That, along with lesbians and bisexual people existing, is really going to ruin her day.

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      deleted by creator

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    Someone really doesn’t like anal and is starting a one person disinformation campaign so she doesn’t have to let her boyfriend big him shove the shit up to her eyeballs again.

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    a male penis? as opposed to a female penis?

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      Super homophobic, but very pro trans rights

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      deleted by creator

      • aeternum@kbin.social
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        what is pegging? Judging on the context, it’s not something I feel like searching up.

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          It’s when someone uses a strap-on dildo on their partner.

          Fun fact, if you want to know what something means but you’re worried you’ll find pictures that you can’t unsee, your best bet is urbandictionary.com

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          https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pegging_(sexual_practice

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            Oh my

            • pinkdrunkenelephants@sopuli.xyz
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              Welcome to the internet

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      She’s making an exception due to the exquisite mouthfeel.

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    We’re you born or a were you a bowel movement?

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    Why did God make it feels so good then?

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      To test your faith. And since God works in mysterious ways, you feel pleasure when actually this is pain. Repent your sins or burn in hell for eternity if you let penis into your ass even one time. God cares about you that much, that he will torture you forever!

      Next question.

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        I’m not sure what resting my faith is, but I think I’ve been doing it since my 20s.

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          Testing. Spelling error.

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        I never understood that. If god is so caring and loving, why the fuck would he send you to hell for sinning whereby you would be tortured for eternity? Fuckin religions man.

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          Because of mysterious ways.

          Next question.

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          As I recall, the deal is that you’re disconnecting yourself from God; going it alone. And that is your right as a free being, which God respects…but Satan doesn’t, and promptly nabs your soul once it’s separated from your body and available for nabbing.

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      Yeah she’s yucking our yum.

      It’s goddamn amazing and I can never get enough of it.

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      Who?

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        Gawd

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      Imaginary characters don’t do anything.

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        Edgy.

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          Removed by mod

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          Yeah that was pretty Edgy, @full_on_rapist

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            If you consider references to popular mainstream television shows edgy.

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          Removed by mod

          • SomeoneElseMod@feddit.ukOPM
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            Name calling is against the rules of this community. I’ve deleted your comment. Please read the rules in the sidebar before participating here. If you break the rules again you will be banned. Thank you.

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            How do you figure?

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    I think if you asked someone like this to research this topic they’d probably think you were just asking them to watch something indecent.

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