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The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.worldM to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 4 months ago

It was impossible to resist

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It was impossible to resist

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The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.worldM to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 4 months ago
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    This is how these things disappear. They are slowly consumed by the men and children that play with them.

    Have you ever seen an old nerf ball in your life?

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      Only once, and sadly the delicious foam was left to the mice

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      I saw an old Nerf football with the whistles on the side once. It got hung up in a storm drain during hurricane Irene and was completely waterlogged. I had to pass on it though cuse I don’t eat gutter water.

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    I think my microplastics are from drinking boiling hot garden hose water.

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      core memory unlocked… and i also used to bring around a milk gallon of water with me wherever i went… and reuse it

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    90s doctors should have been more specific when they told us to eat more greens.

    • ivanafterall ☑️@lemmy.world
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      “Jello is green.” -Child me

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    You bite the tip off then throw it like a grenade. That’s what those are for, right?

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    That’s macroplastics, helps break down the corn you eat.

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    You’re the fucking kid who bit the football?

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    It’s Nerf or nothin’.

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    Gavin, is that you?

    After Gavin ate his brand new nerf football, my little one was pissed off and refused to interact with that side of the family for years

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      Gavin??

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    My dog had the fluffiest poops after eating one of those

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    On the older, non-silicone CPR models, the foam has the exact same texture as these nerf balls. How do I know? Because one of the idiots in the CPR class decided he was a real man and real men go after foam CPR model tits.

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