I forgot the video for that song is all just clips from 9 1/2 Weeks with random shots of Joe Cocker shoved in to kill the mood. So we should all be reminded of that important aphorism, “it’s all fun and games until some wall street broker pours honey in your vagina.”

It just exists. It’s not its fault it distorts spacetime around it until it becomes one of those coin donation funnels at the mall.

Not names, just adjectives.

They’re even the right colors for my 6.5lb spotted lady and 14lb orange torpedo

It was a joke. I feel like we’re all living Brazil 2.

Holy crap! I just got used to thinking that its been over a year since the blackout… but that shocking realization was a year ago now. Thanks, everyone!

Wait, those weren’t made as a prop for Brazil 2?

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Ha, they left out the 2nd N.

At my last job there were TVs all over the building and anytime I had an excuse, I’d switch them to 10 hours of Gandalf Sax Guy.

Except at the holidays. Then it was Nick Offerman’s Yule Log, and/or the Star Wars Holiday Special.

5 seasons seems like a good run these days, but what’s with the 5th being short? These seasons are short enough as it is.

I tend to wear jersey knit, short sleeve polo shirts. They feel like wearing a t-shirt, give me plenty of room in the neck (I hate anything remotely tight around my neck or wrists), look normal tucked or untucked, fit in in most professional situations, and can be upgraded with a sport coat if I absolutely have to. I just have to be careful to find ones that don’t have the ribbed (itchy) hems on the arms - I want a wide open arm hole. My go to brand just added them so I have to find something new.

I have never found a comfortable suit jacket or sport coat, I don’t think they exist for me.

I don’t have much advice for pants, I don’t have many sensory issues as long as they’re not binding. I usually wear wide-leg levis and keep a pair or two that are in nice enough condition for most business casual circumstances. Then I have a couple pair of slacks that I just had to find by trial and error for the other (rare) occasions.

We were born into a system that requires that we make money if we want to participate. Hopefully the means of doing so has at least some desirability beyond that, even if only “this line of effort seems interesting enough that I wont constantly fantasize about stepping in front of a fast moving bus, and thus ruining its driver’s money making obligation too.”

It’s been common (at least in my area) since the OG VW Beetle

Surely the Zarkonians will save us.

Is there one that requires 6 hands for thruples?

The only time I’ve gotten banned was for saying we should eat the rich. I didn’t even include my recipe for slow cooked billionaire ribs.

Horses know how the world works, that’s why they’re always giving it the middle finger.

My favorite thing about quantum physics is that Schrodinger’s Cat was presented as a criticism. It was the most ridiculous extension of quantum superposition that Schrodinger could come up with. But then all the quantum physicists went, “YES! That’s a perfect way to explain it. Let’s teach that to middle schoolers!”