Why would I pay to smell like stale beer, cigarette smoke, peanut shells and desperation? I can just stop taking showers if I wanted that.
What came first, the Cologne that smells like a dive bar, or the Dive Bar that smells like cologne?
I hope it includes that Froot-Loop scent they put in the urinals. Mmmmm…piss and cereal.
I’m hoping for the faint smell of old cigarette smoke that’s permanently baked into every surface.
Don’t forget puke and cocaine
But…what does cocaine smell like?
Amazing.
A bit like acetone
Nah, o cocaine in dive bars. Some badly-cut heroin and a shared syringe.
Junkies stay home. Dive bar bathrooms are stuffed with cokeheads taking turns doing bumps. I should know. It’s how I spent most of my 20s and 30s.
piss, vomit, and stale cigarettes put out in spilled pools of shitty beer.
Can’t wait!
“the smell of wine and cheap perfume” gets me hard. Add in a hint of tobacco and I’m mad horny. They should sell this to women.
Where you born and raised in “South” Detroit?
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natty light’s copycat to be called rock bottom
So it smells like cigarettes and piss? Lovely. Top seller.
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