TheWaterGodM to OffbeatEnglish · 1 day agoMiller High Life is making a cologne that it says smells like a dive barfortune.comexternal-linkmessage-square16fedilinkarrow-up135arrow-down13file-text
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minus-squareDem Bosain@midwest.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up12·1 day agoI hope it includes that Froot-Loop scent they put in the urinals. Mmmmm…piss and cereal.
minus-squarekersploosh@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up10·1 day agoI’m hoping for the faint smell of old cigarette smoke that’s permanently baked into every surface.
minus-squareEleventhHour@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7·1 day agoDon’t forget puke and cocaine
minus-squareSwordgeeklinkfedilinkarrow-up1arrow-down1·1 day agoNah, o cocaine in dive bars. Some badly-cut heroin and a shared syringe.
minus-squareEleventhHour@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·edit-21 day agoJunkies stay home. Dive bar bathrooms are stuffed with cokeheads taking turns doing bumps. I should know. It’s how I spent most of my 20s and 30s.
I hope it includes that Froot-Loop scent they put in the urinals. Mmmmm…piss and cereal.
I’m hoping for the faint smell of old cigarette smoke that’s permanently baked into every surface.
Don’t forget puke and cocaine
But…what does cocaine smell like?
Amazing.
A bit like acetone
Nah, o cocaine in dive bars. Some badly-cut heroin and a shared syringe.
Junkies stay home. Dive bar bathrooms are stuffed with cokeheads taking turns doing bumps. I should know. It’s how I spent most of my 20s and 30s.