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Gollum@feddit.de to Memes@lemmy.ml · 2 years ago

They will never ask again

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They will never ask again

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Gollum@feddit.de to Memes@lemmy.ml · 2 years ago
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  • WtfEvenIsExistence@reddthat.com
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    deleted by creator

    • ArcticLynx@feddit.de
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      don’t care I don’t have to look at their ugly kids anymore

      • thefartographer@lemm.ee
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        You could just use that line. “What would it take for you to never show me your ugly kids again?”

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    „how much does he weight? ah, I see“ checking notes „yeah, that aint enough for my recipe. thanks anyway“

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    Try licking your lips, you won’t have to bother looking for as long.

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    Ricky Gervais had a similar joke https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=vYtdnBiCbqY

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      Here is an alternative Piped link(s): https://piped.video/watch?v=vYtdnBiCbqY

      Piped is a privacy-respecting open-source alternative frontend to YouTube.

      I’m open-source, check me out at GitHub.

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      That’s pretty much exactly the same joke

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