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Yeah that salami really rubbed against that pickle…
I thought that was going to be just a food pun but when I was done writing it out it felt more sexual than culinary. Whatever, I’m leaving it.
The question is whether it’s tongue in cheek, or if he’s genuinely that terrified of having a gap in his resumé…
Jesus christ, the people on this platform…
Do you really think they’re keeping the fact they’ve been to prison on the down low? It’s a joke at their own expense.
What’s kind of funny about this response is that the other post reads like a deadpan joke, to me, based on the premise there is no limit to the crazy you can find on LinkedIn.
Can’t have a gap on a resume…
Totally with this. It’s hilarious.
I exhaled slightly through my nose
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The one thing you don’t want to announce before going to prison is “I’m happy to share!”.
Actually kinda brilliant the level of self awareness here.
Or the lack thereof.
Lemmites genuinely cannot comprehend satire, can they?
It’s worse than Reddit.
hope those comments are wishing him a long career at Cumberland
I don’t know how Linkdin does these things, but is it possible that he just updated his job title as “inmate” and “Place of work” or whatever to FCI Cumberland and that the system did the rest, generating the sentence and adding the image? Or did he have to type it all out himself?
100% the first one, but absolutely hilarious in any case.
Who the hell thinks “tomorrow I’m going in jail, better update my linkedin profile so everyone knows”
Someone who spends way too much time on LinkedIn.
Is this real?
“Michelle Bond and her co-conspirator romantic partner attempted to fund her campaign for the U.S. House of Representatives by illegally using hundreds of thousands of dollars from corporate coffers, among other sources, and then lying to Congress and others to cover it all up,” U.S. Attorney Damian Williams said.
The pair met in June 2021, according to prosecutors, and they have a young child together."
Holy fuck that child is going to have a fucked up childhood. I am so sorry, kid.
The toxic positivity of LinkedIn continues.
There’s nothing toxic about making a joke at your own expense.
License plate making is a bit too crypto-adjacent in my opinion /s
Metal stamping is a good way to protect seed phrases from fire.
This is fucking based as all hell
I’ll bet his mom is super proud.
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