Flying Squid@lemmy.worldM to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 18 hours agoOkay, two issues here...lemmy.worldimagemessage-square20fedilinkarrow-up1268arrow-down13
arrow-up1265arrow-down1imageOkay, two issues here...lemmy.worldFlying Squid@lemmy.worldM to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 18 hours agomessage-square20fedilink
minus-squarebrlemworld@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up44·18 hours ago3 issues Not standing There are 5 of them Which Jesus?
minus-squareu/lukmly013 💾 (lemmy.sdf.org)@lemmy.sdf.orglinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up9arrow-down1·13 hours ago Which Jesus? Credit: https://www.deviantart.com/xianjaguar/art/Cougar-Worshipping-7957664
minus-squareproblematicPanther@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up5·13 hours agoThis reminds me of a joke: Why didn’t Jesus play basketball? Because soccer is a much more popular sport in Mexico.
minus-squareFlying Squid@lemmy.worldOPMlinkfedilinkarrow-up6·11 hours agoNot only does Jesus play basketball, he’s a super dick about it:
minus-squareFlying Squid@lemmy.worldOPMlinkfedilinkarrow-up25·18 hours ago#3 is clear. When Jesus enters the room, you get the fuck up.
minus-squarealterforlett @lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·1 hour agoLater that morning, Puke noticed that Allin still lay motionless in the same place where he had left him and posed for Polaroids with the corpse before calling for an ambulance. Jesus Christ!
minus-squareTotallyNotSpez@startrek.websitelinkfedilinkarrow-up17·18 hours agoThat was a very unexpected and wild ride through Wikipedia.
minus-squareJusticeForPorygon@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·15 hours agoWhen the president stands, nobody sits
minus-squareaeronmelon@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up5·18 hours ago When Jesus enters the room, you get the fuck up. The same holds true for Martin Sheen: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VKhTFDBj-rw
minus-squareParadachshund@lemmy.todaylinkfedilinkarrow-up3·17 hours agoPlot twist: the guy in the middle is jesus.
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Credit: https://www.deviantart.com/xianjaguar/art/Cougar-Worshipping-7957664
This reminds me of a joke:
Why didn’t Jesus play basketball? Because soccer is a much more popular sport in Mexico.
Not only does Jesus play basketball, he’s a super dick about it:
#3 is clear. When Jesus enters the room, you get the fuck up.
Later that morning, Puke noticed that Allin still lay motionless in the same place where he had left him and posed for Polaroids with the corpse before calling for an ambulance.
Jesus Christ!
That was a very unexpected and wild ride through Wikipedia.
When the president stands, nobody sits
The same holds true for Martin Sheen:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VKhTFDBj-rw
Maybe the fifth one is Jesus?
Plot twist: the guy in the middle is jesus.