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minus-squareMr_Blott@feddit.uklinkfedilinkarrow-up19arrow-down1·15 hours agoOne eye open, switch light on, pee. Switch light off, open opposite eye, go back to bed
minus-squareTexas_Hangover@lemy.lollinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up16·9 hours agoNo lights at all, sit down to pee, go the fuck back to sleep.
minus-squareKecessa@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up28·14 hours agoPro move, don’t turn the light on, sit to pee
minus-squaresurewhynotlem@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up5·8 hours agoI do this. Occasionally fall asleep on the toilet. Whatever, mission accomplished.
minus-squareFrozengyro@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up9arrow-down1·14 hours agoSuper pro move: don’t turn the light on, piss all over.
minus-squareKecessa@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up14·14 hours agoHyper pro move: wear diaper to bed
minus-squaredouglasg14b@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up6·14 hours agoUltra pro move: Master the art of echo location
minus-squareAbsoluteChicagoDog@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up2·14 hours agoDouble pro move: Get a warm color night light
minus-squareRob T Firefly@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·14 hours agoMy bathroom has a small nightlight in it. It’s very dim, but just bright enough to pee by with minimal damage to the sleep cycle.
minus-squareMBM@lemmings.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·13 hours agoThe light in my bathroom is piss-yellow, which I guess also helps because blue light is bad.
One eye open, switch light on, pee.
Switch light off, open opposite eye, go back to bed
No lights at all, sit down to pee, go the fuck back to sleep.
aaand I fell into the toilet
Pro move, don’t turn the light on, sit to pee
I do this. Occasionally fall asleep on the toilet. Whatever, mission accomplished.
Super pro move: don’t turn the light on, piss all over.
Hyper pro move: wear diaper to bed
Ultra pro move: Master the art of echo location
Double pro move: Get a warm color night light
My bathroom has a small nightlight in it. It’s very dim, but just bright enough to pee by with minimal damage to the sleep cycle.
The light in my bathroom is piss-yellow, which I guess also helps because blue light is bad.