As a 32YO, I get that reference! I think Lorena Bobbit is still pretty well known.

Also, part of the 21st…

It’s best to submerge it completely. A bathtub is the easiest option for most people.

I don’t think TSA dogs are trained to do anything violent.

He’d be really upset if he knew what is being done with his taxes.

I’m gonna go talk to some beer about this

When you give thirsty people water and they still complain… /s

American capitalism facing competition

I definitely would not have, but it would be nice.

Don’t forget rule #1: be attractive, or rule #2: don’t be unattractive

Just shitty one person could cost so many people so much opportunity in life.

It’s what happens when public education is poorly funded and doesn’t explain the basics with what little they do have.

I’ve tried to explain this to coworkers who claim to want overtime, but are afraid to due to this. They either don’t understand, don’t believe me, or don’t really want to work OT.

I’ve got a family member who was a LIFETIME Republican, he now shocked everyone by saying he won’t be voting for Trump no matter what. And if it looks like Trump could win he would vote for Biden.

I’m sure he isn’t alone in these feelings, and Fox want to rile up their voters.

It was hilarious hearing another family member being shocked and arguing why Trump is the only reasonable vote. When my newly never trump family member kept rebuking every argument, they finally said, “well you sure have an answer for everything, don’t you?” I’m sitting there just thinking, yea no shit, wonder why that is…

It was part of God’s plan.

Still too many who don’t know this, it’s best to explain to everyone. I’ve explained it to my mother several times, and she gets it, but then conveniently forgets about that when discussing politics.

It might be more delicious, but you can only eat it once

Where my 5 dollar hot and ready people at?

Not if they stay in Britain. Yes, that’s a threat, get outta here Gary!

Who nose